![]() Snow White (2001) - TV movie version with Miranda.There is an equal quantity of male nudity too. (Apartįrom, now, this one.) In the interests of fairness I should point out (Any films with Charlotte Gainsbourg in them are, obviously, notĪllowed to compete.) Googleing the exact phrase "French actresses with large breasts" gets zero results. The Cannes Festival for the smallest breasts in a French film. Them put together! I think there's some sort of secret annual prize at Sad, middle-aged bloke that I am, I have larger boobs than the both of Small breasts? Two actresses get their kits off during the show and, The only real thought I hadĭuring the whole show was: why are French film-makers obsessed with Yockfest moments but to us mere mortals it looked like the same oldįrench cinéaste tripe-twaddle warmed over. Have been stuffed full of knowing-critic, Nouvelle Vague homaging I'm sure Dans Paris' 89 minutes (was that all?) must I now think I am going to have to do the same forįilms. The word 'hilarious' anywhere on the cover, because they neverĪre they are mildly amusing at best, downright baffling, miserablist Dans Paris (2006) - "Luminous, enlightening and often hilarious." says the Time Out quote on the front of the case.There was a whole display-team'sworth of the buggers, all flashing blue lights with their riders wildly gesticulating for oncoming vehicles like me to pull over and let the circus behind them get past. The first load I encountered were on motorbikes. ![]() I didn't know we had so many police vehicles in the Highlands. I have never seen so many policemen in one place. ![]() Buses, vans, thudding twat music shouted over by some halfwit local radio wannabee holding his microphone too close to his platitude dribbling gob (so all you heard was this shouty unintelligible babble) surrounded by the entire Northern Constabulary. 813 - told you), I encountered the the Official Coca-Cola © Olympic Coca-Cola © Torch Coca-Cola © Product of Hope Round Britain-athon coming the other way. For on the way south, at Drumnadrochit to be precise (pop. A route which, if I had had the forethought to think about it for a few seconds, I would have eschewed it for a longer one*. 58,963 - round here that's like Metropolis, Gotham City, and Greater LA combined.) More tatty old paperbacks! More DVDs! (I had a sandwich too!) Eventually I got fed up with the mad giddy whirl of city life and headed for home. So successful was my day off being that in the afternoon I ventured as far as the Big City. While it was in Glencoe - which is dangerously near my house, I was half way across the country buying the usual boxes of tatty old paperbacks and dubious Italian Eurosleeze DVDs from second-hand shops. ![]() It's free from Smashwords in a variety of interesting electronic formats. At least one I would go so fas as to say is excellent. Some of the other stories in there are pretty good. It's not the best story I wrote this year. One of my stories in a book alongside stories by real published, actually got paid for their books, writers. I'm passing on the announcement because a story I wrote a while back is included. Coming soon to Amazon, and other online e-book retailers From grimĭestruction to tragic suffering, and even humor, no version of the Earth Nine other writers, all with their own apocalyptic visions. Including twelve stories thatĭetail various depictions of the end of the world, the anthologyįeatures the work of Michael J. Announcing the release of The End: Visions of Apocalypse, anĪnthology presented by.
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